Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Little Girls = Evil

Here's to everyone who had to suffer the wrath of little girls. They are annoying, loud, and yes, innocent looking, but they are EVIL. No joke. I learned that the hard way. So to all those people who, like me, learned this little fact the hard way, I feel you.

And I mean, they're not like EVIL evil, but they can make you feel like screaming and getting the hell outa there!

They bother you 24/7 (where do they get the energy from?!). They come up to you and tickle you everywhere. They yell, they squeal, they run around everywhere and stick to you like flies on poo (hehe that's our school's saying for sports and all. "Stick to 'em like flies on poo!" Oh how I miss everyone. =D).

Little girls can blow your eardrums, what with all the squealing and demanding! You must be very, very cautious around them. They may look like the most adorable things, with big, round eyes, and chubby lil cheeks, but inside, there's evil brewing (:P). Well, not really, that's just how they are, and they can't really control it...but I mean, c'mon. They can be so intensely annoying!!!

They wouldn't leave you alone until they get what they want, and they still wont leave you alone after they've gotten what they wanted. *SIGH* And you cant even do anything about it, because if you even think about complaining, they'll run crying to your parents (or theirs). And who are adults gonna believe?

You:
according to you: innocent, fed up, and out to save your life.
according to the people of the adulthood: whiny, inconsiderate, and selfish

or TLG (the little girls):
according to you: annoying, bratty, and out to get your life.
according to the people of the adulthood: innocent, sweet, and the most adorable things.

Yeah, it's obviously TLG that they'll believe. No doubt about that.

I now know the true meaning of little girls.

(Now since I'm nice, I'm going to praise TLG. They really are really extremely amazingly adorable. :D :P :) hehehe.

But here's something I will not forget: Little Girls are EVIL masterminds. (See I'm complimenting as well as dising :D. Being called a mastermind is pure awesome-ness.)

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